In need, desperately, of an eyebrow wax (and lip, I'm not going to lie), I thought today, as I have many times, if I had the money, you would not find me getting a boob job or any other kind of job...not that I think it's a bad thing that people do. Hey, if you can afford it and it's something you want, no judgement. However, if I could pay somebody money to alter my beautiful body in any way, it would be this: hair removal.
This whole part German thing, Eastern European, and all that implies, is getting a little old. I've been having my eyebrows waxed for 22 years, and my lip for about 10. Stephen tells me he can't see it. I love him for saying so...but I can see it. And let me backtrack just a little...I got my period last week. I'm sure you love that I shared that information, but my segue is leading to the fact that at 38 years old I still get a couple of pimples when I get my period. Now, I get pimples, have dealt with eyebrows & lip stuff for years, and now have a patch of whiskers. Yes, whiskers. Over it. There are only a few, but really?
So, you won't find me getting a boob job, or Botox, or the newest trend in facial and body surgery. You'll find me getting hair removal.
Donations would be LOVEd and accepted.
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