fists pounding, feet stomping, ugliest face

I had a temper tantrum this morning, and am using my blog briefly to explode so I can calm back down and act like a grownup.  If you don't want to see a middle aged white woman act like a crazy bitch, click the little "x" at the top of the tab now.

Dear HOA of the neighborhood we rent in a house in,

Fuck you.  You, and others like you, have too much power.  I'm sure that if we knew somebody, or had a friend in your sad, ridiculous exclusive little circle of power hungry assholes, we would not have had to pay the almost $200 it cost to get my teenage daughter's car out of tow.  No note, no knock on the door, you see the car every fucking day in the driveway, so you know it belongs to somebody that lives here and isn't unauthorized.  Fuck you and the over-sized, overpriced SUV you rode in on.  

We will be moving out of this neighborhood (thank goodness) in less than a year, and I will be giggling, full of delight, as we pull out of here for the last time.

By the way, this neighborhood is nice......but it isn't that nice.  There are foreclosures every third or fourth house, the houses are way too close together, all look alike, and, quite frankly, this neighborhood is overrated.  I feel anxious and claustrophobic in this neighborhood.  To the neighbors that like this neighborhood, I apologize if that offends you.  It's just not my style, and I'm grateful that we are renting.

HOA nazis - next time you're speeding through the neighborhood in your monster sized gas sucking off road that never goes off road vehicle and speed over a speed bump, spilling your frapuccino all over you, while you cuss into your bluetooth, I'll be laughing.

Sincerely,

The bitch that lives 10 houses down from the newest neighbor, the sex offender